tough on dirt, gentle on Ben Deily
tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessle's life
never, ever f*ck with a Scorpio
history will be kind to me for I intend to write it
whatever else happens, I've got that sofa problem handled
please enjoy responsibly
website, or "desperate cry for help?"
the relentless pursuit of Ben Deily
no, wait, that other thing...tedious.
humans are such easy prey.
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misunderestimated since 1968
how may we direct your call?
this time...it's personable
(not intended as a substitute for actual Ben Deily)
now ISO-9001 certified!
how you gon' ack like my neck don't bling?
you're all gonna be in this experimental film
oven temperatures vary.
he was supposed to have been the chosen one!
I'm your mama/I'm your daddy/I'm that website/in the alley